have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Randomize
