The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
