the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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