it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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