she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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