Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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