New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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