So drunk its hurt
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Randomize
