bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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