How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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