Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I licked your asshole in confidence.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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