My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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