I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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