we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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