belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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