So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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