If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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