So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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