The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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