The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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