it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
that's an acceptable place to lick
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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