I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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