I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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