i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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