I want to make a zoo with you.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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