Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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