How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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