: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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