The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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