Your tits are I can't wait for
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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