Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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