is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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