I want to stick my p in your. b.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I want to fling myself into the sun
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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