Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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