did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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