let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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