I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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