For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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