8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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