She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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