I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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