votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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