their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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