Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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