Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You've changed since you got that strap on
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