My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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