Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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