He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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