I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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