summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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