great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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