I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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