He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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