Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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