Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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