his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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